A Long Weigh To Go

The simple truth is I need to lose weight...and lots of it. My hips are begging to be replaced with some purty shiny metal ones that make the airport sensors go off! I just love being patted down and searched while everyone watches wondering what I am trying to smuggle into the U.S.

I was very thin in high school~a whopping 110 pounds. It wasn't until I started taking high doses of prednisone with a 2 litre of Mt. Dew that I started gaining weight. Seriously, I started bleeding a beautiful shade of greenish yellow because I drank so much of it!

Now I am not blaming the drug for my problem because let's face it, I've drowned my fair share of Oreos and I've murdered a few defenseless slabs of meat that didn't know what hit 'em!

I have learned this past year that by not eating enough you can actually gain weight. It got harder for me to eat anything when I was in so much pain and therefore I did gain about 75 pounds. Unreal, I know. But the good news is that this past year I have been working with a dietician and I have been able to lose about 22 of those pounds.

Except for church I am homebound. This week I have been bedridden. I now have a porta potty right beside my bed because without being lifted I cannot make it to the toilet which is only twelve feet from my beloved bed filled with my precious pillows. I tell you this not for sympathy, but for hope. I have been this way for close to a year. Even without exercise I was able to lose 22 pounds. It can be done!!

I have been following the food pyramid and eating about 1600 calories a day. I eat a little something every few hours up until bedtime. I had to force myself to eat at first because I just wasn't hungry. I am still on high doses of prednisone which can fool you into thinking you haven't eaten in years, but I just pray and ask God's help. Praise the Lord it is working for me!

I need to lose another 50 pounds. I know it is going to take a long time, but I am worth it! I am having a hip replaced on July 16th unless I can get in sooner. Then I'll have the other one done about eight weeks later. I'm going to work my hardest to lose another 10 pounds by then. Every pound lost will be that much more helpful in rehabilitation.

We are all here to encourage one another and I do ask for your prayers. Please pray that I can hold out until the 16th. It seems so far away, but I've been doing this for a year so I know I have it in me. And please pray for me too because I have been discouraged this past week. I'm trying so hard and it is so scary when you have to depend on others to take care of your personal needs. I praise God for my supportive, caring family. Without them I would be in a nursing home until July 16th. Please pray for them as well because they have a lot on their plates. I want to be able to take as good of care of them as they have me this past year!

Probably More Information Than You Wanted To Know!

Appetizer

Name something you would not want to own.

I wouldn't care to own a Corvette. I am a Mustanger through and through!

Soup

Describe your hair (texture, color, length, etc.).

My hair is really soft. It is short right now~just right above my shoulders. It is mostly brown, but I am getting quie a bit of gray hair now. Should I highlight it and try to hide some of it? I don't want to be completely gray at 42 years old!

Salad

Finish this sentence: I’ll never forget ___________.

I'll never forget the first time I saw a picture of my daughters! My husband and I both cried.

Main Course

Which famous person would you like to be for one day? Why?

I would like to be Ellen DeGeneres so I could dance all over the place and tell funny jokes and meet more famous people, but especially so I could give away all kinds of free stuff and then donate a ton of money to different charities!

Dessert

Write one sentence about yourself that includes one thing that is true and another thing that is not.

I won $80 one time on a $1 slot machine and then gambled it all alway!


FRIDAY FILL IN


1. I love sugar and milk with my coffee/tea/etc.

2. My surgery date can't arrive too fast!

3. My friend Karen is the opposite of me!

4. Days like today when the sky is the perfect shade of blue and the weather is on the chilly side are so awesome!

5. I am still playing with your dog. (Dumb, I know, but I couldn't think of anything else!)

6. Snapdragons are my favorite spring flowers.

7. This weekend, I'm watching my husband be Patch the Pirate at church and I will be his biggest fan!

Thursday Thirteen

My Thirteen Favorite Fruits To Eat With Some Combinations Thrown In Just Because I Don't Really Know How You Have Gone This Long Without Knowing This About Me! I Am Pretty Sure This Will Make You A Better Person. You're Welcome!

1. Pineapple

2. Bananas (but not real ripe, almost crunchy like)

3. Granny Smith apples

4. Strawberries

5. Banana with peanut butter

6. Bananas, pineapple (with juice) over vanilla ice cream

7. Kiwi

8. Red grapes

9. Strawberries, bananas over Cheerios

10. Oranges

11. Fresh peaches

12. Blueberries, but only in pancakes

13. And any fruit if it is covered in chocolate!!

Happy? Anniversary?

Not exactly the kind of anniversary I would celebrate, but I have been on crutches for one whole year! Today is a good reminder for me that I can keep doing this. I've done it before. I was on crutches for three and a half years during high school. Talk about F.U.N. I may start out kinda grouchy every morning, but I quickly remind myself that I can do ALL things through Christ who strengthens me!

Tomorrow I go see about my hip replacements and how long the wait might be. I hate being in constant pain, but I am dreading having surgery too. I'll have to have one done and then like six weeks later I will have the other one done. Talk about F.U.N. Slap my hand for griping! I am blessed to live in a country where I can have the necessary surgeries to make my life better. I am ashamed of myself once again for complaining.

Okay, what else? Tonight two people are getting kicked off American Idol! I'm thinking maybe Chris, Phil and LaKisha. I really have no idea, but I hope Jordin stays.

Tonight is our last night for our Awana program at church. I am so sad to leave my girls. I teach the 3rd and 4th grade girls. They have been an awesome bunch this year and worked so hard on their verses and loved haring Bible stories. Many of the girls are unchurched so the usual stories were brand new to them. What a privilege it is to teach them!

My dear sweet mother just stopped by to rub my neck with Ben Gay. Sniff! Can you smell it? I'm weird, but I like the smell. And the heat feels so good on this warm sticky day too!

Don't forget about the scavenger hunt going on at Amy's! Lots of prizes to be won!!

Me and the hubs are going to the midnight showing of Spiderman 3 on Thursday/Friday! I love going to the midnight shows because thats when all the geeks show up dressed up! And NO we do not dress up. We are not that geeky. Go web go!

Question for the day! Do you and your family have your own language that only you guys know what you're talking about? We definitely do and sometimes I forget and use it with my friends and they just look at me like I am bizarre!

I'm passing out big hugs to everybody today!

Have I Told You How Much I Hate Dial Up?

Just checking. I've been visiting many of you several times, but I've only been able to post a few comments here and there. I promise you I am reading about your lives and what your thankful for and what happened to poor Wolfie and many more of lifes happenings. If somebody calls while I am trying to post I get disconnected. Sadness. But I am pretty patient and I keep trying.

We had the family pics on Saturday. They aren't that great. We were one of the very last ones and the photographer was pooped. Oh well, I didn't like the look of my hair anyway!

After the picture taking we all went to the big city of Lafayette and went to Texas Roadhouse. I had never been there before. And because of that they brought us out a big platter full of samples of all the sides they serve! That was a meal in itself because they brought out a full sweet potato. The manager came round and asked how we were and he must have fallen in love with me (and why wouldn't he?) because he came back round with a huge bag of peanuts PLUS a couple of coupons for free appetizers the next time we come! Maybe my hair didn't look as bad as I thought ;o)

Since my middle daughter is graduating in a few weeks (wwhhhhhhaaaaa!) we went to The Factory Card Outlet and bought all the party supplies. We did great! We only spent $54.00. All we have left to do is get the balloons filled with helium and back a huge Chocolate Mousse cake. Our kids would rather have dad make that then buy them a fancy decorated cake. Yummy!

Yesterday I wasn't up to going to church in the morning, but by the afternoon my meds had done their job so I was able to go in the evening. Our service consisted of several college men giving their testimonies. I feel for young people these days trying to live right with all the pressures that surround them to get drunk and do drugs. Then after the service we had a pitch in! Baptists have some good eats!! It was an italian theme so my hubby made a delicious bow tie pasta with chicken and alfredo sauce. He made a huge crock pot full and there wasn't one little bow tie left! Luckily he made enough for us to have at home.

Don't know much else right now. I'm trying to keep up with life right now. OH! I do have an appointment on the 3rd to see if they will replace my hips sooner! Hopefully I won't have much more weight to lose. I am just hoping that now that I know how to eat and lose I will be able to keep taking it off once I get more bionic.

I don't know if I have mentioned this, but one reason I gained so much weight is because I didn't eat enough! Who would have thunk it? I would hurt so bad that I didn't have an appetite so I was only eating about 800-1000 calories a day. Now I am not going to lie and say I ate healthy all the time. Remember, my husband is like the best chef ever! But anyway it took awhile for me to do this, but I eat about 150-200 calories every three hours or until I reach 1600 calories. I just follow the food pyramid and it really is working! So people, even if you are unable to exercise you can still lose weight!

I'll close with a question of the day just to see if anyone is reading. Would you say based on your looks that people think you are intelligent or not the sharpest knife in the drawer?

Friday's Feast

Appetizer

How fast can you type?

Because of my crippled hands I type with two fingers~my ring finger on my left hand and the middle finger of my right hand. Oh yeah, and I use my thumb for the space bar! I don't mean to brag, but people, I'm telling you I am lightning fast. Don't have an exact WPM, but I would make you proud. Talk about being humble ;o)

Soup

What is your favorite online game?

I love playing games, but Tetris is by far my favorite! I challenge YOU!! I love lots of other games to like Collapse, Diner Dash and Zuma. It's a good thing I only have dial up and can't play these at home because I would get absolutely nothing done.

Salad

On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), how intelligent do you think you are?

I have more common sense than intelligence where by husband is vice versa. So I am not going guess how intelligent I am, because I know I am exactly as I am supposed to be.

Main Course

Name three of your best teachers from your school years.

Mrs. Cochran was my fifth grade teacher and I loved her dearly. Back then we got to read our little red New Testaments every morning and have prayer. Mrs. German was my spanish, english, imaginary lit and creative writing teacher in high school. She pushed us to do our very best and became a wonderful friend too. And I should probably say my typing teacher, Mr. Schetzle because he let me type with two fingers back then!

Dessert

What are your plans for this upcoming weekend?

My hubs and I are having a date tonight! I haven't yet decided what we are doing though. Tomorrow we are having family pictures for our church directory and then I'll be finishing my tax work. Sunday, of course, is church both morning and evening. And on Sunday night we are having a church social for the Wabash College guys. We are to bring cookies for them to take home with them because they are studying for finals this week.

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Ramblings Of A Shut In :o)

1. I haven't been to the cemetary since my father died in January. I know my father is in Heaven and enjoying every minute of it, but I feel I need to get the courage up and go. I'll let you know how it goes.

2. My dog is in heat. How's that for changing the subject? When she is this way she is very moody and wants to eat all day. Poor thing. I can relate to that! Now where are my Ding Dongs?

3. I was not able to have my meeting today with our accountant. I have worked day and night, but I am having trouble with some numbers not matching. Pray I can find my mistake soon because the new meeting is on Monday!

4. I didn't miss Sanjaya at all this week, but hated that they pretended it was Jordin who was going home. Nuh uh! That girl needs to win the whole thing!!!

5. Donny Osmond's new cd came out this week. I have yet to buy it, but I will as soon as I feel like getting out again! You can't see me now, but know that I have a bi goofy smile on my face right now.

6. Let's not forget about the scavenger hunt over at Amy's that begins May 1st! It sounds like alot of fun and please let her know I sent you if you sign up, 'kay? And wonderful news for them~she and her hubby are adopting a little girl from China and they got their LID today!!

7. Speaking of Amy (I love her name!) she sent me a prize box FULL of goodies for the contest she had last month. I am witness to her good taste in gifts so go sign up and have some fun!

8. I'm meeting several new ladies and e-mailing back and forth with them! I am blessed indeed to have met so many wonderful, caring ladies. I really do love you all!

9. I am watching Oprah right now and it's ask Dr. Oz day~let's just say I am learning lots!

10. It's after 4pm and I haven't even had a shower yet and I am still in my pj's. No excuse either, except I would love it if every day was pajama day! Don't you agree?

11. We are getting our family pictures made on Saturday and I have no idea what we are wearing yet. I want to coordinate our outfits so no one sticks out like a sore thumb.

12. Do any of you ladies read DeeDee? If you haven't yet shame on you! She is SO funny and makes me laugh until I cry. I think she is America's funniest mom! Check her out and make sure to read her archives too. I promise you will love her almost as much as I do! I'm her biggest fan cause she loves Donny too!

13. I shall end on a positive note: I am thankful this week that I have been able to be with my family. We've played Life and Rook. We went to a baseball game and ate junk all night! We've done our chores together and talked and laughed the entire time. We are one big goofy family!

Busy, Busy, Busy!

Hi my blogging blessings!! I just wanted to leave a quick note to say that I am still here, but I am on a very tight deadline on some business tax stuff! It is demanding all my time right now. Shame on me for letting blogging get me so behind. It's just hard to resist all you cuties out there!

Hugs to one and all! I'll be back soon. PLEASE don't forget about me, okay?

And I wouldn't mind it one bit if you said a prayer for me. My hands, wrists and shoulders are taking a beating right now with all the writing and calculating, etc. It's my fault, I know, but hey, YOU are worth every ache and pain! I love you guys!

Thursday Thirteen

13 Reasons To Smile

1. You receive awesome prizes in the mail like books, Bath & Body works, and See's candy!

2. Your mom suprises you with a gift set of perfume, lotion, and shower gel just because she thought you might like it!

3. Your husband brings you 2 bottles of Jone's soda (apple) and 2 cans of NOS!

4. One of your Awana kids brings you a giraffe magnet she bought for you while on vacation.

5. Your neighbor and friend offers your daughter all her college books on nursing so she doesn't have that expense!

6. You get tons of free samples in the mail like toothbrushes, pet food and laundry detergent!

7. You find money in your coat pocket! (This happens alot for me)

8. Your husband and daughter go to a nurses fair and brings home a big bag full of sa-wag!

9. You and your entire family are going to spend time together by going to a baseball game and eating the nasty hotdogs they sale!! Go Indians!

10. You don't owe any taxes!

11. Your kids come up and scratch your back without being asked!

12. Your doggie looks at you with those big brown eyes and lets you know she loves you too!

13. That no matter what happens in this world you know that if you were to die today you would go to Heaven to live forever with your Saviour!!!!

Real Moms

My most favoritest blogger and friend was tagged for the Real Moms meme. I'm tagging myself because 1. I can never pass up a good meme and 2. I have writer's block!


1. Only a real mom could love her children so much that she puts their needs before her own. She voluntarily gives them up for adoption on one condition: they all stay together as a family.

2. A real mom loves her children from the moment she hears their names over the phone! She feels a peace and knows that God is giving her a huge responsibility and happily accepts the challenge with arms wide open!

3. A real mom buys the most expensive costumes (Alice in Wonderland & Cinderella) for their very first Halloween together. She then allows the girls to eat as much candy as their little hearts desire! What a cool new mom they have! The first time cool new mom spends her entire night catching vomit in empty Halloween buckets and apologizing profusely to Alice and Cinderella. A real mom learns her lesson!

4. A real mom proudly displays her vase full of dandelions!

5. A real mom doesn't put on blush before leaving the house. She will undoubtedly turn a pretty shade of red when her daughter screams over and over, "Mom. Mom! Look at that really, really FAT woman!" She bends down to tell her daughter she shouldn't be so rude to people when the little girl says with a now quiet innocent voice, "Isn't her dress beautiful? Will you ask her where she got it because I want one just like it?". Sigh!

6. A real mom goes hungry. She quickly learns that anytime she goes for a banana or craves a bowl of cinnamon Life cereal that 10 times out of 10 there will be none left!

7. A real mom learns to choose her battles wisely. Is it a really big deal if they want to wear cowboy boots with red sweat pants and a white dress shirt while carrying their light saber in one hand and a fruit roll up in the other to church? I think not!

8. A real mom knows that most children to not like chores so she works along side of them helping them and having one on one time while accomplishing a task or two.

9. A real mom listens with her heart. Always.

10. A real mom sets the example by apologizing and asking for forgiveness when she messes up. Which in my case has been quite often.

11. A real mom offers advice and wisdom and prays hard that they make the right decision.

12. A real mom doesn't say, "I told you so." if they make the wrong choice.

13. A real mom has broad shoulders to cry on and water proof sleeves.

14. A real mom is her child's biggest cheerleader~even when they sit on the bench the entire game!

15. A real mom gets a huge lump in her throat and tears in her eyes every time she thinks of her three blessings from God.

Ladies, even if you are not a mother yet, please do this meme. My list could go on and on because 1. I'm a big mouth and 2. Your child(ren) will be the biggest blessing you will ever recieve! Please let me know if you decide to do this.

I Desire To Be

Amy has been making me do some real soul searching this weekend. She tagged anyone that read her list to do it also. After giving it some thought this is what I came up with:

I desire to be glorifying God in all I say and do.

I desire to be in the Word daily. I'm very bad at putting my blog first and not Him.

I desire to be more committed to watching what I eat so I can get my hips replaced sooner than later.

I desire to be the wife my husband wants, needs and deserves. We are each other's best friend.

I desire to be a Godly example to my children. I pray that they see me handle all situations biblically and not on pure emotion.

I desire to be the first one to apologize when I do mess up. I don't want my pride to stand in the way of forgiveness.

I desire to be in control of my laughter~I can get the giggles at very inappropriate times.

I desire to be a witness of God's amazing grace to not only those that I come in contact with, but to those that I have no idea are watching my every move.

I desire to be an encouragement to all who stop by. I know how much I am encouraged by you, especially those facing tough circumstances. I stop by your place to leave a word of encouragment, but I leave being the one who was encouraged by your faith.

I desire to be a drummer someday! I am musically challenged, but it could still happen.

I desire to be debt free. I'm a very simple person and don't need extravagant things. I'm looking forward to buying a little house and just having the essentials.

I desire to be a pray warrior. There are so many people I know personally and so many in Blogville that need our prayers day and night.

I desire to be more consistent at sending get well, thinking of you and thank you cards. I know how much they encourage me so I don't know why I am not better at it.

I desire to be free of negative thoughts. I'm mostly positive, but once in awhile a bad thought will come and I dwell on it. Negativity only makes me feel worse and I can't change things that are out of my control so why worry about it!

I desire to be motivated and stay on top of my work. When I get my work done I can play!

I desire to be more patient. I'm usually pretty good at this, but lately I've noticed I want things now. God's timing is perfect and I need to trust that.

I desire to be thankful always for the good times along with the tough times. It's during both times that I can be learning and growing spiritually and seeking God's will for me and my life.

I desire to be full of life, love and laughter! I want to take eadh day and do my very best with it. I want to love and be loved. I want to spend the rest of my days laughing! I'll have my moments of crying I know, but I love to laugh more than anything.

The Gift of Love

Having just had lunch with my husband at our favorite Mexican restaurant and having way too much Dt. Coke to drink I headed straight for the little girl's room.

My daughter peeks her head in while I'm...well, you know and said, "Mom, something came for you in the mail!" Sarcastically I say, "Let's see now~the electric bill, the cable bill, the doctor bill....oh the list could on and on." She runs to get it and I see that it is NOT a bill but a big envelope with a book in it! I ask her to rip it open and hand it to me quickly. Yes, indeed. It was this beautiful book from Michelle. Kayla had drawn my name out as one of the blessed winners!


Michelle also added a bookmark with an amazing painting of Kayla and three other children. Before I even knew it was Kayla on the bookmark I looked at it and said, "She reminds me of Kayla with those big blue eyes!".


I couldn't wait to read her story. As I sat on the toilet (sorry folks...TMI) I was moved to tears. Oh my goodness! I had a huge lump in my throat. My daughter looked worried. I smile and said, "It's a good cry."


I'm so blessed to have found Michelle through blogging. Thank you for my gift and thank you for sharing your story. You are both near and dear to my heart.

I'm home all by meself for the next two hours. Guess what book I am going to be reading?

Dishing with Deena

Deena asked.....

1) What one woman in Biblical history do you most admire and why?

Her name is not even mentioned in the Bible. Five times she is referred to as Noah's wife. I admire her because to me she exemplifies courage, faithfulness to God and her husband, and obedience.

Without these three how could she ever support Noah in building the ark when they had never seen a drop of rain and be willing to leave everything behind when she stepped foot onto the ark. Can you imagine the work that she endured? She trusted in God's promise when he said He would save them.

I'd like to think that I would have enough faith to do whatever God asked me to do and trust Him completely just as she did.

2) It's your favorite meal..what is it?

My husband is amazing in the kitchen ladies! I'll list some of my faves:

Tortilla Soup (I could live out the rest of my days on it)
Crab stuffed mushrooms (I have a hard time sharing these)
Beef Stroganof (Yummerlicious!)
Baby carrots (they melt in your mouth)
Six layer chocolate mousse cake (need I say more?)

3) What does God's amazing grace mean to you?

God's grace is a free gift I do not deserve, but once I have accepted this wonderful gift I also accept His plan for me and seek His will in all things!

4) Tell me about your favorite childhood pet.

Katie was an eight week old tiger striped kitty that I adopted from my vet. I had just lost my beloved kitty, Angel and was missing her terribly. She would lay on her back in my arms and sleep as long as I would hold her. She was devoted to me. I missed a lot of high school because of my arthritis. On the days I was home in bed she would stick by me like glue. Never once getting up to eat. When I would be walking around on my crutches and she needed me she would jump on my back and position herself so she could "walk" with me! I had my knees replaced when I was 22 years old. I was in the hospital for almost two weeks. She missed me like crazy! After I got home she NEVER left my side~EVER! I had to physically take her to go potty or to eat.

We had been on vacation for a couple of weeks and someone else was taking care of her. When we got home I scooped down and picked her up. I realized that she had lost a lot of weight. My husband immediately took her to the vet and she died of kidney failure. She was about 10 years old. She brought me so much comfort and joy. I'd like to think that animals went to Heaven so I will see her again.

5) Your all time favorite song is on the radio...what is it and what memories does it trigger?

I Stand In Awe

I long to leave this world behind me
With its hatred, pain and fear
When I’m reminded of my journey
That I’m just a pilgrim here
Then my eyes begin to fill with tears

That’s when I think about eternity
And a place I’ve never seen
I wonder how it’s gonna be
and I’m caught up in a dream
Where I find myself at Jesus’ feet

I stand in awe of one so Holy
I stand amazed before His majesty
And soon I find myself no longer standing
But bowing down in His glory
Knowing I’m unworthy
Until His hand of mercy
Raises me again to stand in awe

Someday my dream will be reality
When He finally takes us home
From every nation, tribe and family
He will come to claim His own
And we’ll find ourselves before His throne

We’ll stand in awe of one so Holy
We’ll stand amazed before His Majesty
And soon we’ll find ourselves no longer standing
But bowing down in His glory
Knowing we’re unworthy
Until His hand of mercy
Raises us again to stand in awe

This lyrics are so powerful and give me goosebumps every time I hear it. My husband sang this at his father's funeral. My father passed away in January and it comforts me to know that dad is in Heaven with no longer suffering, but bowing down and worshipping his creator.

Amy's Having A New Contest!

Not me silly, but the other cute Amy at Amy's Random Thoughts. Starting May 1st she is having a Scavenger Hunt! Doesn't that sound like fun? Having dial up is going to take some extra time, but I am up to the challenge. How about you?

You know I love contests and have been fortunate enough to win several of them lately. I am asking on bended knee (and since I have knee replacements this is not easy!) that if you go to Amy's and let her know you want to join in on the contest.....would you PLEASE let her know that I was the one to send you her way???? Let me refresh your memory...Hi, I'm Amy! Whoever sends her the most referrals will automatically win a prize!

Remember what I mentioned about having dial up only and how rough it's gonna be doing the scavenger hunt, but I will work hard at it because it will be so much fun and I'm still on my fake bended knee......is all this pouting working? No? Can't say that I blame ya! If you just so happen to mention my name to her I would greatly appreciate it! How's that?

Thank you my lovely ladies! Hugs to one and all!!

You Are Always On My Mind

I thought twice before starting a blog. My spelling is not the best and I have a hard time putting my thoughts into actual words. And as far as a computer goes~Yikes! I barely know how to turn it off and on! But I am learning little by little.

I never realized what an impact many of you would have on my daily life. My mornings are filled with anticipation as I turn on the computer. I slowly wait for dial-up to connect me with the blogging world. Waiting....waiting...

As my blog appears on the screen and I see my giraffe come into view (isn't he cute?) I have to decide who to check in with first! You don't know this about me, but I am a terrible decision maker. I drive my husband crazy with my indecisiveness! But that's a whole other post!

My point I am trying to make here is that I have met so many wonderful ladies through blogging. What a source of encouragement you all have been to me, especially the past few months.

When my father was so sick I had many e-mails and comments letting me know that you were praying for dad, my mom and even me. And then when he passed away in January you gave me comfort in knowing what I was going through was normal. Many of you make me laugh every morning. Then there are those that show me I need to be closer to God and allow Him to work through me. You've also let me know I can't do it all by myself. You make me think and want to become a better wife, mother, daughter and friend.

I have found myself referring to many of you in my daily conversations with my friends. They look at me and say, "Who?". I forget you are not real to them. I don't know why I have kept this blog a secret, but for now I like it that way.

I so enjoy reading about your families and seeing pictures of your kids! Again, like on Easter I sat in church and wondered what some of the little ones were doing right then. Were they at church or on an Easter egg hunt? I pictured their little faces covered in chocolate and bouncing all over the place because they were on a sugar high!

Let me finish by saying Thank You to each and everyone of you! You might think I am weird or strange. Maybe you feel this way too, but you all mean alot to me. I never thought I would become attached to so many different families, but I have. You are in my thoughts and prayers. I am thankful for your friendships. I am blessed to have found you!

There's A Par-tay Goin' On @ Christine's

Christine is celebrating her 1st Blogiversary this week. Actually it's been going on a few days, but there is plenty of time to join in on all the F.U.N. and I do mean fun!

I don't remember how I met her, but she has THE prettiest smile. Take a look at her picture and you will agree. She's also just so very sweet and happy. Her blog is alot of fun so if you've never been by I suggest a side trip over there!

There are prizes to be won and questions to be answered. She's letting us ask her anything~within reason (after all we want to keep our blogs family friendly!) and she will answer us. Several ladies have left some easy recipes too!

I think this is such a great idea I hope more people catch on and celebrate the blogiversary this way.

I won't say who, but someone really close to me just won a terrific prize yesterday by guessing how many jelly beans were in the jar. Christine's giving away something everyday just for leaving a comment. Now how easy is that? Go over there now and wish her a Happy Blogiversary and you may just win a prize or two! I mean, please go over there now... Where were my manners just then?

Happy Blogiversary Christine!

Blue Bonnet (And I'm Not Talkin' Margarine)

My Grandma Treadway reminds me so much of Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies. Whenever I watch that show I call for the kids and tell them that there is Great Grandma. I think the only difference between the two is my grandma, believe it or not, was a little spunkier! Other than that you would say they were twins.

When I was 10 mom asked grandma to make my Easter dress. My grandmother was a very talented seamstress. She already made a quilt and a pillow just for me that I treasured more than my Thumbelina. I knew I would L.O.V.E. my new dress! My only condition was, suprisingly, it had to be blue!

In no time grandma had it done and my beautiful new blue dress was on its way! Everyday for a week I anxiously volunteered to get the mail. As I happily went to the mailbox I could already hear people telling me how adorable I was in my new dress. I smiled to myself and practiced saying thank you in as many sappy sweet tones as I could.

Several days passed and my dress had finally arrived. I rushed inside to open up the box. I was practically foaming at the mouth. As I slowly opened up the cardboard box my mom, dad and I gasped! Okay, maybe they didn't gasp but they did say the usual ooooh's and aaaaah's. It was so pretty! It's just how I pictured it to be. A light blue with tiny darker blue flowers throughout. Even the zipper in back was a shade of blue. I was so happy! I immediately wanted to try it on. I started walking to my room when my mother announced that there was more in the box.

Ooohhh, what else could there be? A matching purse? A ribbon for my hair? Candy?

Mom slowly pulled out a matching bonnet. What? You have got to be joking! Yes, I love reading Little House on the Prairie and dream of being Laura Ingalls, but please NO! I was 10 years old. I didn't have a lot of fashion sense, but I knew nobody my age would wear a bonnet. I was waiting for mom to let me off the hook. Nope. She excitedly announced how sweet I would look in my matching outfit.

My eyes turned to my father. "Dad?" I pleaded with my eyes. He smiled. I felt a sense of relief knowing that he would tell mom that maybe I didn't need to wear the bonnet. Trouble is my dad thought I looked adorable too. I should of known better because he had no fashion sense either!

My brother came out of his room to see what was going on. He was sweet enought to boost my confidence by laughing at me! "Mom!" I whined. She scolded him and he went back to his room with a grin on his face. I had to get even with him, but it would have to wait. I was facing a much bigger problem than him.

I begged and pleaded for the next few days. I even told her I would have the blue bonnet tied around my neck and let it hang in the back. She reminded me of all the hard work grandma had put into both the dress and the bonnet. Just in case you are wondering I did give my grandma a call to thank her for my gift. I was appreciative and loved the dress very much. I just wasn't looking forward to the humiliation from my friends on Sunday.

Easter morning came quickly and I obeyed my mother and wore my blue dress with the matching blue bonnet (on top of my head). I tried my best to fake it and smile. The ride to the church seemed to take forever. My dreams of people telling me how adorable I was turned into the whole congregation whispering in their neighbors ear while staring at me. Then they would look at each other and laugh. My stomach was in knots.

We arrived at church and as we walked in my mother looked at me. Finally she had seen how miserable I was. Could the huge pouty lip have given her the hint? Thankfully before anyone saw me she told me I didn't have to wear the blue bonnet. She bent down to untie it from underneath my chin and slowly took it off so it wouldn't mess up my hair. I hugged her tightly and said thank you over and over again! She hugged me back and kissed the top of my head. She quietly whispered, "I love you honey."

Several months later I asked mom if I could wear my Easter dress for Halloween. She looked at me puzzled. I said I wanted to go as Laura Ingalls. She said, "Sure! Bit you have to wear the bonnet." I agreed and said, "I wouldn't look much like her if I didn't wear it!"

I proudly went from house to house trick or treating. When the mothers would answer the door they would tell me how adorable I was. I smiled sweetly and said thank you. Then in my head I would thank my mom again and again!

When I Grow Up.....

What do want to be when you grow up and why? That was the question of the day in Mrs. Worth's fourth grade class. I opened my desk and got out my bright orange paper to begin the assignment. I already knew the answer to that question!

Rrring. Rrring. I was irritated for sure. I pulled my hands out of the dishwasher twice already to answer the phone. Both times it was a telemarketer trying to sell me a five year subscription to TV Guide.

As I walked to the phone with dripping, sudsy hands I thought I would let this salesman have it! I grabbed up the phone and in my grumpiest of voices said, "Hello."

As quick as I said it I decided I had to change my tone. Somehow I knew my world was about to change forever!

I switched back to my happy self, cleared my throat and sweetly said, "Hello! This is Amy."

"Hi Amy! How are you today?" she asked.

I did not recognize her voice, nor did I think it was another sales call. But who was she?

She said, "I am not supposed to be doing this, but I couldn't wait to tell you and I have been unable to contact your caseworker." My heart is beating with excitement! She continued, "I've just come from a meeting and it was a unanimous decision. We have two little girls that need a home and we feel you and your husband are the right couple!"

My childhood dream of becoming a mother was now a reality! My husband and I had just completed our adoption classes that week. I never imagined we would have a family so soon.

"How old are they and what are their names?" I asked as I jumped for joy around the living room. "What do they look like? Please tell me everything!"

When I heard their names. I was instantly in love. I had an overwhelming peace that the girls were my daughters.

The placement was going to happen quickly. We visited every few days for two weeks. We wanted the girls to get to know us as much as possible before moving in. They were only five and three and half years old. This was going to be a big change for all of us!

During the first week of visitation our caseworker called with what might seem to be an impossible choice to make. She told my husband and I that she had two young unwed mothers that were putting their children up for adoption. She informed us that we could adopt one of these babies instead.

My husband and I had already prayed for God's wisdom. We knew we were following God's plan with the girls. It was not a difficult choice for us. We told her no.

Within 2 1/2 weeks our daughters moved in. The transition couldn't have gone any better. We were an instant family. I was a proud mother that couldn't stop smiling!

They called my husband daddy right away. My 3 1/2 year old called me mommy, but not our oldest. She called me Amy. I thought it might take awhile with her to trust me enough to call me mom. She already had a biological mother and a foster mom too. They had one unsuccessful placement. I prayed that the girls would understand that this was their final home. No matter what problems might arise we were willing to work through them. These kids are home now and they aren't going anywhere.

We settled in to a normal routine and began our new life together. My husband and I never realized we could be this happy. I still longed to hear her call me mommy, but I would be patient. I wanted it to be her decision and not something she was forced to do. I got used to being called Amy.

I overheard the girls talking in their bedroom one day. Our oldest said to her little sister, "Do you want to help me make mom a Mother's Day card?". Tears flowed instantly. I ran into the bathroom and quietly shut the door.

She had never referred to me as mom before in any conversation! I sat on the toilet and cried tears of joy. She had accepted me as mom in her heart and that was good enough for me!

This article is my submission to the blog challenge sponsored by Darlene Schacht , Author of The Mom Complex.

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Suprises Received In My Easter Basket Throughout The Years

1. A silver cross necklace when I was 8 years old. I still have it!

2. A giant stuffed bunny rabbit that was like 4 foot tall.

3. A new Bible when I was around 10. It was a real grown up Bible~it didn't have any pictures!

4. A beautifully decorated pink egg made of sugar with the middle cut out that had a tiny Easter basket on the inside. It was too pretty to eat.

5. Peeps. Yes, these were a suprise because I hate them!

6. A really awesome shorts and top outfit.

7. A solid white chocolate bunny from Russell Stovers. That's when I discovered that white chocolate made me sick!

8. A plastic bunny with a fluffy tail from Avon that contained Sweet Honesty powder. I still have this too!

9. The complete set of Little House books. Yep, still got 'em!

10. A coupon to the movies good for me and a friend plus popcorn, drinks and a candy bar! I chose my friend Mary Lou and we saw The Apple Dumpling Gang!

11. A red button with Snoopy on it looking adorable. I wore in on my suspenders that were so popular way back when. Sadly, I still have both!

12. A half dozen Marathon candy bars! They were my absolute favorite back in high school.

13. And last, but certainly not least because it was a gift that lasted a year....a subscription to Tiger Beat magazine! My walls were plastered with all the Donny posters!

There's No Place Like Home

In the corners, underneath the couch, and on all the shelves decorated with knick knacks from the Home Interior parties. These are the homes of my dust bunnies. So for now they can still live there because I didn't win the Dyson vacuum. I'm not sure who is happier, the bunnies or my kids! And then sadness set in.....sigh.

Speaking of home....I think Sanjaya has been away from home way too long. How about you? I can't decide who I want to win. Jordin is amazing, especially for a seventeen year old. And Melinda is always great too. I dunno. We'll see who goes home tonight!

The weather here in Indiana went from being in the warm, balmy seventies to the miserable thirties. Let's just say that I am like the tin man today. My kids have oiled my joints many times. Crrreeeeaaaakkk!

Please be praying for Michelle. She has been under the weather for a week or so. She's experiencing something like vertigo right now. Not fun. Please go over and give her a hug!

This is so random. I don't know what made me think of it just now, but one year in my Easter basket was a red, white and blue shorts outfit. Does anybody remember wearing terry cloth shorts? I thought I had it goin' on when I wore them!

Did you ever receive anything extra special in your basket? Or was there something (besides Peeps) that you only received at Easter time?

See you tomorrow for Thursday Thirteen!

Pleasantville

The day started off a little rocky. I think I had way too much fun at the fiesta last night at church! Next month's social theme is "Mom's Favorite Dish". My husband is so excited for it too because he LOVES to cook, especially for me! Ladies, he's my favorite dish ;o)

I am truly thankful for having such a supportive husband. It's not easy living with someone with a disability, no matter how sweet she is! I know there are so many things he enjoys doing that, as of right now, I cannot do. Things will get better for me, but he has to be very patient in the meantime. And that he is! I try not to discuss my situation too much because I want this to be a happy place to come visit. I don't want my friends to think I am a complainer. While I am the worst I have ever been, I trust God in all His infinite wisdom and rely on His strength alone to get me through. He has never failed me.

My mother came over first thing this morning. She could tell by my voice how badly I was hurting. You can't fake nothing when it comes to moms! She heated up the rice packs and put them on my wrists and shoulders. She looked at me with the helpless look, but I smiled and said I will be fine. She's always been such a great caregiver.

The kids are off this week and I am happy about that! I asked them if they wouldn't mind if I gave them each an extra chore a day to help get this house back in order. They were gracious enough to say they didn't mind helping one bit and asked what was first on the list! I made a list of small chores that they could tackle each day that shouldn't take more than thirty minutes. I don't want them to spend their entire vacation working. They suggested that this could become the norm and in no time we will have our spring cleaning done! Are they the best or what?

I've been sitting at my desk today with the doors opened and listening to the birds singing, the neighborhood kids that are on spring break and the mowers cutting grass for the first time this year. What a view I've been blessed with today! And what a loving family I've been blessed with as well. It's been another pleasant, peaceful day!

April Fool's & A For Real Contest Y'all!

Okay, like I said the other day I am pretty lucky when it comes to winning things...well, let me just say yay for me 'cause I won another contest at Amy's. Don't ya just love her name? ;o)
I won a bunch of christian books or a really cool prize from the pediatrics hospital she works at! The only thing is she posted the winners on April Fool's Day so I can't be quite certain that she's not trickin' us! Or am I the only childish one left the still plays April Fool's jokes? Yeah, I was afraid you were gonna say that!

Speaking of winning contests.....5 Minutes For Mom is having another great giveaway!! These ladies sure do give away such nice things, don't they? I have so got to win this prize for my kids!
Seriously, Dyson is a great product and I have always wanted to own one myself. One of my dearest friends who is a clean freak (me~not so much!) owns a Dyson and uses it several times a day. That's right...a day...not a few times a week. I told you she was a clean freak!

I really don't know why I'm telling all my competition this, but head on over and sign in to win this fabulous prize! GOOD LUCK! No, I really do mean it!

A Special Saturday

No, it's not anyone's birthday or anniversary. No, I am not going anywhere special today or even tonight. It's just been a really special day, that's all.

The weather has been a little rainy, but warm. We've had the windows and doors opened letting in the nice breeze. All the animals have laid next to each other with their little noses stuck out just enough to get a rain drop or two on them.

My husband and son are gone to Ohio today and won't be back until very late. Of course with today's technology (cell phones and text messaging) I hear from my dependent husband A.L.O.T. It's sweet to know how much he needs me though. I know I am loved.

My daughter and I have been home alone today. It's been ever so peaceful! I've been playing on the computer stopping for a minute or two to do some actual work. She's been reading a book and taking the dog for a walk. Aahhhh! What a relaxing day!

Tomorrow evening our church is having a social. We have one the first Sunday evening of every month. This month's theme is Mexican! Ole! We are supposed to bring a favorite Mexican dish. I looked at what we had in the cupboards and then I tried to find a recipe. Guess what I came up with? BROWNIES!! Ha! Not everybody likes Mexican, but who doesn't like chocolate? Okay. Okay. In all honesty we were just too lazy to go to the store on such a fine day!

Michelle, I hope you are feeling better now! And DeeDee, um....well, yeah...um, good luck with Jensen!! I'll be thinking about ya when we sing Showers of Blessings tomorrow at church ;o)

Have a great weekend everybody!

Friday's Feast

Appetizer

What are you proud of?

Oh, so many things! I'm proud of my husband for working so hard at his own busineess. I'm proud that my daughter is ranked 23rd in her class of 137. I'm proud of my Awana girls, especially the unchurched ones, that come to class and have worked hard at learning their Bible verses. I'm proud that my three children are so loving and kind and have a heart for people.

Soup

What is the best thing you’ve ever won as a prize?

I am usually pretty luck when it comes to winning things. I've never won anything like a car or a trip, but I recently won a book, "Gifts" that I am anxiously waiting for. I recently won some kind of car part that sells for over $200 so I am going to e-Bay it and see what happens! I've won jackets and Nintendo games and stuff like that. I would have to say the best thing I ever won was a pecan pie! It was at our Spring Fling in elementary school. My father loved pecan pie and so did I. Remember doing The Cake Walk at these things? I patiently walked and waited for the music to stop. My heart pounded out of control as they reached in to pull a number. I looked down to see where I was standing. I looked at my daddy with a big grin! YES! They pulled my number out! I knew exactly which prize I wanted. I was so happy I won that pecan pie for my daddy and me!

Salad

Name something you do that is a waste of time.

Scratching. I should have others scratch my itches while I blog!!!!

Main Course

In what year of your life did you change the most?

Hmmm, that's a really good question. I suppose it would be in 1982 when I graduated from high school and got a job on my own. I started becoming a little more independent. I also met by future hubby in November of that year!

Dessert

Where is a place you consider to be very tranquil?

I dunno, the Sea of Tranquility? Okay, not funny, huh? The best place I can think of is on my grandmother's porch in Cumberland Gap, Tennessee. I spent many summers sitting on the porch swing just watching, listening and smelling the great outdoors. Beautiful country!

Thursday Thirteen

After being inspired by The Great American Dream last night with my future husband Donny I decided to list my top thirteen dreams in no particular order. Scroll down to yesterday to see a gorgeous pic of my hubba hubba!

1. I would love to have an RV just big enough for me, my hubs and Wensley. I would love to be able to just take off anytime we wanted and travel the world!
2. I know it will never happen, but boy would I enjoy it if my house would stay spic and span for more than a day! Why does that never happen around here?
3. I would, of course, love to have my own giraffe farm! I would have others do the yucky work. I would teach them a trick or two like giving high fives or pretending to be dead. Also, it would be me and only me that they loved the mostest!
4. Since I have to be in a wheelchair (for now) I would love to have a blue scooter with really cool pin striping that was all decked out with a cup holder and a built in laptop table (for blogging y'all!) and a mirror so I could see how cute I look at all times, and some nice comfy pillows so when I lean back to look at my Donny poster on the canapy (so I don't get burnt y'all!) and probably a cash register to hold all the money that people with give me because they feel sorry for me...not because I'm in a wheelchair, but because they think I have no life!!
5. A 1967 black loaded out Mustang with a speedometer that reads 140! Fastback or convertible...I'm not picky!
6. World peace-it's not all about me!
7. Now back to me~where was I? I won't wish for zillions of dollars, but it would be nice if I didn't always have to think, "Is there enough money in the checkbook this week for me to buy this?". Know what I mean?
8. Wouldn't it be just the coolest if we could have a blogging convention? How neat it would be to meet in some really cool place (Hawaii, Swtizerland, or even a spa) where we would all finally meet one another! We would have plenty of time to talk and we wouldn't be rushed and thinking we need to move on to the next friend so we can get to know everyone. Who would like to be our guest speaker? Anyone?
9. I'm a fairly simple kinda gal so my next dream would be that I would love to go shopping and find THE outift! I would have my hair done and it would look perfect (no gray hair). My hubs would send a limo for me and when the chauffer opened the door inside sat.....my husband (who did ya think I was going to say?). He is dressed to the nines! We head off to the symphony to enjoy an evening of beautiful classical music. After, we go on a carriage ride around Indianapolis. The stars are bright and it's cool enough that we need a blanket to snuggle under. Then we head to a fancy restaurant where they don't have a dollar menu! The hostest is professional. The waiter is charming. The food - perfection! My husband - can't take his eyes of me. Me - well, I'm in heaven at this point. Sigh!
10. I wish that Cold Stone Creamery carried watermelon sorbet all year long!
11. I would love it if someone would invent a self cleaning toilet so none of us would ever have to do that chore again! Or if you are someone that loves it - would you come do ours?
12. How do I wish that I could go back and capture my life on film. Yes, even the bad times. I would love to see my husband and I meeting for the first time or what did my face look like the moment I heard about my kids. I would love to have more video of my father and my grandparents telling their facinating stories of the depression and other times. I would love to see me as a little girl and being able to run and jump and do cartwheels all the way down the driveway. I would love to watch myself at my first Donny & Marie concert. Or how about my first kiss? I wish I had it on film the first time my kids called me Mommy. I know I was beaming with pride! Oh, there are so many things I can think of right now that I would love to see again. How about you? Would you want to see your life on film?
13. I wish that I could make all your dreams come true!

Did Ya See Him?

Did anybody see my boy last night on The Great American Dream? Ladies, you have to admit that this former teeny bop idol is looking G.O.O.D. He will be the BIG 5-0 this year! SIGH!

And then Donny was on Jimmy Kimmel later that night too! BONUS!

I need to go pick out my wedding dress now. I hope they come in purple!

Nothin's Gonna Get Me Down

I haven't been my usual self lately. Being in a constant state of pain with no escape can make even the happiest person a little~shall we say~GROUCHY! People aren't used to seeing me this way. Even on my worst days I've been able to suck it up and put on that fake smile that says all is well with the world.

I know we're supposed to be real. We need to let others know how we truly are. I shouldn't fake it. I tend to do that alot. I'm just careful who I share it with. I do have friends, like you, that I can share my physical pains and my spiritual needs and know that I will be prayed for. There is no need to have a conversation (and I use that word lightly) that leads to negativity. On their end or mine for that matter.

I know people that thrive on bringing you down. When these annoying people see me you can almost see them shaking with excitement. They practically leap with joy as they head my way. The so called conversation went something like this:

Them: Hi, Amy! How are you doing today?
Me: I'm fine! How about you?
T: You know you are not fine. If you were fine you wouldn't be sitting in that wheelchair.
Me: No really, I'm having a pretty good day today!
T: So all the other days are pretty bad, huh? (as they tremble with excitement)
Me: No, not necessarily. I just have to be careful at how much I get out and about so when I am at home I can still get around well enough to take care of myself.
T: Oh, you poor thing. You are too young to be disabled already. You're missing out on life. And your kids have to help you alot, don't they? I bet they have alot of chores to do. Do they ever get to go have fun? (By this time they are practically foaming at the mouth!)
Me: My family and church is my life. I make sure I get enough rest so that I am able to go to Awana and Sunday services. We go as a family. If I had only one choice of where I wanted to go each week I would still choose church. I can always go shopping on line! And yes, my kids do help alot. They always had chores even before I had to get a wheelchair. I am still capable of helping them do their chores. We've always done it as a team effort.
T: But I bet they get tired of helping, don't they?
Me: Why don't you ask them?
My Kids: Well, nobody likes to do their chores, but no, we actually fight over who gets to help mom. We like it!
Me: (smiling)
My Son: I'm glad I get to help mom. And I used to help my grandpa too! They are the reason I want to be a physical therapist.
My Daughter: And I know God is calling me to be a nurse because of them.
My Oldest: I may not want to have a career, but watching my mom I know I want to be a mom just like her someday! We love spending time as a family. Most kids don't nowadays, but we do. And if we want to go hang out with friends we can if we want.
Me: (still smiling)
T: (wiping foam from their mouth) Yes, but I bet it can be a drag to always have to help your mother.

She walks away shaking her head. The kids and I look at each other with puzzled faces. Did she even hear what we had to say? My son asks why people act that way. We discussed how perhaps she doesn't have anyone to call on if she needed anything.

I feel sorry for her. Maybe if that really is the case she will remember my kid's attitude and she'll call us if she needs something. Hopefully I will see her out again and I can let her know our phone number. I don't even know her name and I have no idea if she knows our last name.

There are days, I admit, that I get down. I worry that I take up too much of my kid's childhood. I still have a hard time asking for things even though I know they enjoy helping. I can be selfish and stubborn.

I need to let God work in their lives through me, if needed. I'm raising a future nurse, physical therapist and mother! When I start thinking about that I realize what a privilege it is to be handicapable. Maybe I can help make a negative person a little more positive. Help them see the brighter side of any situation.

My kids didn't ask to be part of this situation. But they are part of the solution. And through all this God will use them in big and mighty ways!

Enough Already!

Okay peeps. I must apologize. I have come to the realization that all I am ever doing is meme's. Not that they aren't fun and all~and not that I have anything interesting to write, but it is time to STOP! At least until Thursday when I do my Thursday Thirteen!! hehe!

Now having said this I better think of something to write about, huh?

I am very thankful that this afternoon I am sitting at my desk at the shop! Yep, that's right, I said shop. I haven't been able to come to work in almost two months! I have missed the smell of paint fumes, the noise of grinding, the screaming at employees, the men hogging the bathroom when I have to pee. Seriously, I have!

I am wondering how they have survived all these months without me. The moment I set foot (and crutch) in the door I have a thousand (okay, only two) people asking me to call this person or find this and find that or make me a shipping label. Ahhh, to be needed and loved again. Well, at least needed.

Little do they know I'm not getting much done today because at the shop we have DSL!!!! I only have dial up at home and since I don't know when I will be at the shop again I must manage my DSL time wisely! Y'all know what I'm talkin' about! I am having a hard time deciding which new blogs to visit after I stop by your place. Must. Meet. New. Friends.

Who thinks me need ice cream since it is a beautiful day out with a slight breeze? Me do! Me do! No offense, but I don't really care if you said no! Plus I have my most precious Woo with me and she deserves a vanilla cone for being such a good girl and staying home with me all this time! Yeah, that's the excuse I'm gonna use for being a bad girl!

I love you all. I will visit as soon as I post this non-meme!

A Stolen Meme and Benefits Of Being Handicapable

I stole this from DeeDee. Me thief.

1. What time did you get up this morning? 1:30 am, 3:00 am and then for good at 5:30 am when my oldest was just arriving home. Now, now. Don't get the wrong idea! She was at Relay For Life that benefits cancer.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Like LaKisha sang the other night~Diamonds Are Forever!
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Shooter~last night with my hubs! See what I wrote after this meme.
4. What is your favorite TV show? Little House On The Prairie. I know it's in reruns, but I can find it at least three times a day to watch. You didn't say it had to be current!
5. What did you have for breakfast? Well, since everyone was sleeping because of being out all night I had to survive on my own. I managed to find some popcorn on the floor, but when my dog saw me going for it she ran over and ate it. Grrr! The weird thing is she doesn't even like popcorn!
6. What is your middle name? Diane. I always wanted to change it to Marie.
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Italian men.
8. What foods do you dislike? I usually say no thank you to eel and lima beans.
9. What are your favorite chips? I like plain potato chips, especially if they are curly. And I like to dip them in ketchup.
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? 4Him. Any of their cd's at anytime.
11. What kind of car do you drive? Dodge Caravan. But in my dreams a 1967 black Mustang!
12. Favorite sandwich? Chicken salad on wheat bread. And I wouldn't be upset if I found a hidden suprise either. Say a chocolate bar or something along those lines!
13. What are characteristics you can’t stand? When someone is self absorbed. If they are not into me than I don't want to have anything to do with them! LOL!
14. What are your favorite clothes? I so wish I could go anywhere I wanted in my pajamas. I have one night gown that I bought over twenty years ago at Disneyland. It has Minnie Mouse on it. It has been washed a thousand times probably. It is so thin I can't wear it in front of my son anymore.
15. If you could go anywhere on vacation where would you go? Back to Swizerland in a heartbeat. We stayed at a cozy bed and breakfast and it was simply beautiful!
Where is sixteen? Would I want to be 16 again? I don't think so!
17. Where would you want to retire? We own our own business which means we will never be able to retire!
18. Favorite time of day? In the evening when my joints start loosening up and I'm ready to breakdance!
19. Where were you born? Beech Grove, Indiana at St. Francis Hospital. Half of my cousins were born there too!
20. What is your favorite sport to watch? I love it that the Colts won the SuperBowl and all, but I don't like to watch sports. As you read earlier Little House is probably on so I will be watching that!
21. Coke or Pepsi? How about a Diet Mountain Dew instead?
22. Beavers or ducks? Either, as long as Chocolate Mousse cake follows!
23. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Neither. I'm an evening-er.
24. Pedicure or manicure? I've never had either one done professionally, but I do love it when my husband washes my feet and massages them and puts on all the fancy lotions on them.
25. What did you want to be when you were little? I always knew I would be a mom. I have three beautiful, caring, loving children. Ages 20, 18 and 16. They rock!
26. What is your best childhood memory? I had the best childhood ever! I would probably have to say spending an evening with my family watching Charlie Chaplin movies we rented from the library. Not videos or dvds. These were the reel to reel tapes we had to set up all our own. Mom would make popcorn and we would all laugh til we cried.
27. Ever been to Africa? No, but my hubby has and loved it!
28. Ever been toilet papering? Since my mom doesn't read this~the answer is yes!
29. Been in a car accident? Yes, Bambi ran out in front of me on my way to church. Wonder what he has against religion?
30. Favorite day of the week? Wednesday night because we have Awana at church and I love teaching the 3rd and 4th grade girls!
31. Favorite restaurant? Romano's Macaroni Grill. Ever been there?
32. Favorite flower? Snapdragons because they are just fun!
33. Favorite ice-cream? Edy's sugar free~any flavor. It is actually quite good!
34. Favorite fast food restaurant? Culver's! And we are getting one in just a few weeks!!
35. How many times did you fail your driver’s test? Yay for me...not once! I cheated. Not really.
36. From whom did you get your last e-mail? From my hubs at work. He sent me a link to one of my favorite cartoon characters as a girl~Hoshimoto. Anybody remember him?
37. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Let's say I use your credit card and I'll shop at Kohl's. I'll make sure most of it is on sale or clearance!
38. Last person you went to dinner with? My hubs and I went last night to Dairy Queen before the movie. I'm a cheap date. Hamburgers were only .79 and we shared a drink. But I refused to share my ice cream cone! I said I'm cheap date, but I'm also selfish.
39. What are you listening to right now? My bulldog is beside me snoring, the birds are chirping outside and my tummy is saying~FEED ME!
40. What is your favorite color? Easy one! You got any harder questions? BLUE!
41. How many tattoos do you have? None, but if I did it would probably be a purple sock. Only a few of you will catch on to that. Plus I am just kidding~I would have to make it a pair!
42. How many are you sending this Email to? Do people still do that?
43. What time did you finish this e-mail blog entry? Does it really matter? Okay, it's 5:17 pm.
44. Favorite magazine: Highlights~hey, you know when you take your kids to the doctor you snatch it up first so you can go to the hidden puzzle. And who doesn't love Goofus and Gallant?
45. Coffee or tea? Hot chocolate please!
46. Do you tan easily or burn easily? Burn baby burn, disco inferno!
47. Do you color your hair? If so, how often? I don't, but I am getting so much gray I may think about it!
48. What was the first car you ever purchased without the help of your parents? A brand new 1984 blue Tempo! We were so proud of ourselves.
49. What is your most dreaded household chore? Since I am mom I enjoy ALL my chores! Okay, now that my kids aren't behind my back reading this I hate cleaning the bathroom sinks. Where does all that gunk come from?
50 Who do you tag to complete this meme? YOU! Just let me know if you do it so I can read yours. Or save it for a rainy day if you want.

And now for something completely different:

Last night I decided to use my new wheels and go see Shooter with my husband. When we went to pay for it the little girl said there was no charge! Our movie theatre has a free policy for the person in the wheelchair and their companion. HOW COOL IS THAT? Have you ever heard of this before? I may decide to not get hip replacements after all!

Two, Two Meme's In One!

Howdy Folks! For some reason my Thursday Thirteen did not post on, well, Thursday. And since it is my favorite of all the meme's I have thrown caution to the wind and am posting it on a Friday! As the say on The Price Is Right...."(Insert name here), Scroll on down! You're the next reader on Laughing Through The Tears! Boy, what a dork I am today!

13 Good Things That Have Happened This Week

1. I just found out that I won this book over at Michelle's!

If you have never been to her blog you must do so now. Skip the rest of my post even! It is a beautiful place to visit. Not only is it BLUE, but she has great recipes, Friday freebies, Grains of Gratitude and lots of pictures and videos of her daughter Kayla who has Down's Syndrome. I love reading about her and watching her grow up. She will capture your heart from the first glimpse! Michelle even has an entry in this book! How cool is that? Today is World Down Syndrome Day with a theme of Celebrating Diversity!

2. Like I said yesterday I got a new set of wheels. I realize the post probably sounded like a whoa is me attitude. I did not mean for it to be. I am very happy with my new transportation. I especially enjoy it when my hubby pushes me so fast that I just have to yell, "Whhhheeeeee!", as the wind rushes through my graying hair!

3. Out of the blue, my friend Bridget called up and said she had made beef and noodles and mashed taters for the whole entire family! Too bad they had already eaten Ramen noodles!

4. And speaking of food~my momma bought some yummy strawberries just for me. She knows I won't share anyway so why bother buying a basket full or however they come!

5. After five long agonizing months of looking at myself in the mirror, plus the fact that I couldn't walk very far and had to wait for above mentioned wheels...I finally got my haircut! Would you believe that helped me lose two pounds? It's amazing how much gray hair weighs! Plus I am adorable once again ;o)

6. We had 27 girls in Awana last night! That was a record for the year. If everybody came that was on the roster we would have about 38! I think it is time for a contest or challenge on who can bring the most friends, don't you?

7. I was able to go out for lunch with my hubby to Arni's pizza! That was such a treat because I haven't been able to go anywhere besides church (which is fine!) since the beginning of February. Do you have an Arni's near you?

8. I was able to get 4 1/2 hours of restful sleep yesterday! I only have 127 more hours to go to get caught up on what I've missed. Hey, I'll take one hour at a time any night!

9. Sanjaya was NOT kicked off American Idol! Oops, hehe! That actually was NOT a good thing that happened this week!

10. My sweet hubby rented a movie, bought kettle corn, Milk Duds and NOS and we laid in bed together and had movie night! Yeah, that's right...just me and my hubby and our dog and the kids coming in and out, in and out to ask useless questions. Sigh!

11. One of he cats puked on the carpet the other day. No, that's not the good thing. The good thing is I wasn't the one that found it by stepping in it!

12. I was able to tackle the drawers in the kitchen and managed to get them all organized and cleaned again! Question....how can toast crumbs get in your silverware holder when they are on opposite sides of the kitchen? Just wondering!

13. All three of the kids have plans for Friday night! So it will just be me and my hubby alone in this big ole house. Yeah, that's right...just me and my hubby and our dog, who will not leave our side...ever! Sigh!

FRIDAY'S FEAST

Appetizer

Who is your favorite news anchor/reporter? Why?

Wollf Blitzer. Only because I like saying his name!

Soup

Name 3 foods that are currently in your freezer.

Edy's sugar free chocolate ice cream (better than it sounds!), frozen brussel sprouts (exactly as it sounds!) and Girl Scout cookies~Thin Mints. HEY! I can't be good ALL the time!

Salad

If you were to have the opportunity to name a new town or city, what would you call it?

Osmondville! The streets would be purple. All the banks would be named after an Osmond child such as First National Donny or Merrill Federal Bank & Trust. And when you are being pulled over by policeman the sirens would play "Crazy Horses". And then all the dentists would offer free teeth cleaning so we would live up to our town's name. And no one would ever be ashamed to admit that they were a little bit country AND a little bit rock 'n roll!

Main Course

What will most likely be the next book you read?

Well, that's an easy one! It will be, of course, Gifts! That's the book I just won from Michelle, who just so happens to have an entry in it. I even asked if she would sign it. Did I just reveal how much of a nerd I am?

Dessert

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

His voice. And if he's saying, "Hey good looking. Where ya been all my life!" Then I would answer him in a sultry tone, "Honey, we've been together since 1982!"

Wednesday Wheelies

Well, what do ya think? I got a new set of wheels this week. Honestly, I am not sure how I feel about them yet. For one they are black. If you know me at all you know that blue is what makes me happy!It doesn't necessarily mean more freedom for me. I am unable to roll myself around because of lack of range of motion in my arms. And strength...lack of it!

What this chair represents to me is giving up. It just got to the point that I would cry with every step I took. My doctor says I am damaging my wrists, elbows and shoulders by using crutches. Of course I still have to use my crutches because I cannot take one step without them.

I'm not feeling sorry for myself, I promise! I am grateful for my new set of wheels. It's just I didn't picture myself in them at 42 years of age. Hopefully I will be able to get my new hips soon and I will only use the wheelchair when I am feeling just too lazy!! How's that?

Three Word Meme

Hi Christine! I saw this at your place this morning and thought I'd do it! If anyone else does it go to her place and sign in with Mr. Linky!

The rules are simple. Answer each question in three words. No more, no less.

01. Where is your cell phone? Within hands reach.
02. Boyfriend/girlfriend? Love my girlfriends!
03. Hair? Desperately needs cut!
04. Your mother? She just called :o)
05. Your father? Died in January. (I'm cheating) Sweet, Precious, Godly
06. Your favorite item(s)? Quilt. Grandmother made!
07. Your dream last night? Do not remember.
08. Your favorite drink? Diet Mountain Dew
09. Your dream guy/girl? Donny Osmond. Sigh!
10. The room you are in? My home office.
11. Your fear? Falling. Breaking hips.
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Healthy. Thinner. Grandma!
13. Who did you hang out with last night? Hubby. Kayla. Kara.
14. What are you not? A giraffe hater!
15. Are you in love? Si! You betcha!
16. One of your wish list items? Hip replacements....soon!
17. What time is it? Half past nine.
18. The last thing you did? Paid a bill.
19. What are you wearing? Pajamas. Tennis shoes. Attractive!
20. Your favorite book? Anne...Green Gables
21. The last thing you ate? Grilled cheese. Pineapple.
22. Your life? Not enough time!
23. Your mood? Happy go lucky ;o)
24. Your friends? Keep me sane!
25. What are you thinking about right now? My best friends!
26. Your car? Jade Dodge Caravan.
27. What are you doing at this moment? This meme. Duh!
28. Your summer? Hot. Humid. Busy.
29. Your relationship status? Married. 22 years.
30. What is on your TV screen? Nothing right now.
31. When is the last time you laughed? Late last night.
32. Last time you cried? One hour ago.
33. School? Can't remember anything!

Monday Madness

1. How many times do you wake up during the night?

Well, for the past seven weeks or so I sleep really sound for about two hours and then I am awake until 6:00 am and then I doze for about an hour. YAWN!

2. On an average, how many hours of sleep do you try to get?

I would be happy if I could get four or five right now!

3. What day of the week do you do your "major" housecleaning?

It's random. It depends on when my kids are available so I can boss them around!

4. How often do you move your furniture to clean behind it?

Never! I couldn't stand to see the dust bunnies homeless!

5. Do you do your dishes by hand or do you own a dishwasher?

Yes, I own a dishwasher and her name is Kayla!

Friday's Feast

Appetizer

Name two things that made you smile this week.

DeeDee always makes me smile and laugh everyday! If you have never been there you are missing it big time! And you so need to read the archives too. Let me know what you think about her!

Also, I found out I have competition! Seems that while on a business trip with my husband, Wensley (our bulldog) has decided to nibble on my hubby's ear at night! She loves to give him goodnight kisses, but I draw the line at nibbling! That's my job Woo! She and I had a serious talk when they got home. And you know what? She hasn't done it since.

Soup

Fill in the blank: Don't you hate it when ________?

You finally have the television all to yourself and you can't find anything good to watch?

Salad

When you can't go to sleep, what is your personal remedy to help yourself drift into Lullabyland?

Every single night I fall asleep with the television on. I wake up after two hours or so. I usually take that time to pray for people and I will fall asleep for maybe another hour. I am in dire need of a good night's sleep!

Main Course

What is something about which you've always wondered but have not yet found a good answer?

I'd like to know how well singers like Josh Groban, Justin Timberlake, Mariah Carey, etc. would have done if they tried out for American Idol! I've seen some awesome singers that didn't make it through before and couldn't see how they could let them slip on by. Then again what's up with that kid with the scary hair? Yikes! He gives me the creeps! How about you?

Dessert

What is your favorite pasta dish?

I love Penne Rustica from Romano's Macaroni Grill. It has penne pasta with shrimp, grilled chicken and smoked prosciutto baked under a golden crust of Parmesan cheese.

Doesn't it look delish? My hubby can make something that almost tastes just like it! And it's alot less expensive too!