Monday Giggles

I just returned from having lunch with my husband and a potential employee only to find this in an e-mail sent to me by one of my close friends. I had to laugh because with the new year it seems like everyone (no matter how thin or thick) makes a resolution to eat healthier and start exercising. I am no exception.

I have broken that resolution at least twelve of the fourteen days so far. Not good. But in my defense I did order the kids meal today at Culvers! And I only ate about three fries because I was getting full from my cheeseburger and wanted to save room for my chocolate custard. Now don't scold me...I had them put strawberries on top. You know, so I could check off fruit group along with dairy at the same time! I like to kill two birds with one stone whenever possible. *I pat myself on the back for being so efficient* LOL!

In all truthfulness I have to say that I do feel better when I am at least doing my physical therapy. I normally have to sleep on my back because of restrictions with my new bionicness, but I decided to lay on my side and see if I could lift my leg straight up. Something I haven't been able to do for about eight years. Well, I did it as easy as eating a Hershey bar! It just went up without a hitch. I couldn't believe it! And this week I have finally been able to get in my van all by myself with no help whatsoever. Now how cool is that? Finally, a little bit of independence has come my way. Now if I could just get motivated to take that independence to the gym!


- I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

- The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

- If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

- Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

- My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where on earth she is.

- The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

- I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

- I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.


Fresh Girl said...

Go YOU with your leg-liftin' self!! That's great! I'm pretty sure I couldn't do that if you paid me. ;)

Christine said...

I can't comment right now, until I stop laughing! :)

Happy Monday morning!
Hey, I've got some great news, I'll have to email you, sometime later today.


Kailani said...

You mean I can't just pay my gym membership and the pounds will just melt off? Now you tell me! LOL!

An Island Life

marina said...

Thanks for stopping by,and you are right Laughing through the tears.
Marie Osmond said it sometime its hard but we just need to fine the humor in our life,
One should never feel ashame for geing feeling sick if I would of been there I would of help you out and Listen to Donny Osmond songs with you!! Last yeat I had surgery in April and it was a long road to recovery but by Gods grace we made it and we are wonderfuly made,Love,marina

Kimmy said...

This was hilarious! Thanks for the morning comedy hour!

Michelle said...

I'm so happy for you with how far you have come - being able to get in the van by yourself- what an accomplishment after all this time! You go girl :)

Thanks for the laugh too!

Dianne said...

I have been bad and not checking blogs like I should for a while, but I am just catching up with you and this is hilarious! I should have expected nothing less, huh? :-)

Carol said...

LOL!!! Oh, that was good. I needed the extra excuses.

Oh, and tag.

Faith said...

This is great!
And I just awarded you so come over and get it!!